January 2010
I want to make a special attack that says “Stop shouting your damn moves”
Sometimes I wish random people wouldn’t follow me and then feel the need to add input to my conversation with irrelevant information.
No, that’s a lie. It’s true all the time.
Ahh. Classics like Powerthirst.
December 2009
RT @comedybot: A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. -Mitch Hedberg ☺
I wanna play some DMC again….
I really could use a nap right about now in Jacksonville, FL
RT @funnyoneliners: I wanted to try water polo, but it seemed so cruel to the horses.
RT @funnyoneliners: The world’s most common STD is children. RT @kenlevett
RT @funnyoneliners: Two eyebrows are better than one. RT @Pearlydean
RT @jokestweet: Talent is the ability to convince people you have it. #joke
I want my rum cake.
Second thought, I’ll settle for just rum.
Merry Christmas.
The bitter end OF 16 WEEKS OF PAIN only to restart... →
woo-boy. A whopping three pieces. So sue me. This past semester was hard. Especially dealing with one professor that didn’t teach and a class I was completely unfamiliar with (but it’s still…
RT @Macajuel: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!!!
RT @ComicTwit: How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one…but it gets really screwed. (RT @funnyoneliners)
New Battle Angel Alita: Last Order http://www.mangatraders.com/manga/series/248
RT @comedybot: People will pay more to be entertained than educated. -Johnny Carson ☺
So about to tear my hair out. Humbug. at work
RT @jokestweet: Why are a ‘wise man’ and a ‘wise guy’ opposites? #joke
RT @jokestweet: Guns don’t kill people, postal workers do. #joke
RT @comedybot: “I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence? -GeorgeC
So, I finally got around to doing 太极拳. Turns out my body is protesting greatly from Aikido practice.
RT @comedybot: Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect. -Benny Hill ☺
Need…massage….
After seeing the Bayonetta trailer I kinda wanna play DMC again.
Soon. Finals will be over soon. Then I can start doodling again :D
Hrm. I think I’ma go play some T4B.
Phineas and Ferb is hilarious
RT @funnyoneliners: In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. RT @libertygirl3
RT @funnyoneliners: Women should not have children after 35. Really…35 children are enough. RT @libertygirl3
RT @comedybot: Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. -Steven Wright ☺
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RT @comedybot: I like to play blackjack. I’m not addicted to gambling, I’m addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. -Mitch Hedberg ☺
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